Today, I was attempting to get some loves from the little, who is nearly five and too grown for such nonsense.
M: Come here, let’s have a contest and see who can hug the longest! (This piques her interest, as she’s all about competition.)
*We hug for about 20 seconds, and she starts to pull away*
M: Don’t let go! I’m winning!
S: (With her serious face on) Momma, it’s a HUG. We’re BOTH winning.
Nothing I could say to that.